You can’t be having threesomes w your ole lady

Don’t ask a mf for shit..go get it yourself or go without.

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I’m just tryna figure out why the highway packed at 4 AM 😂😂😂

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Had this in the living room in a big ass glass case that if you pushed it clicked open🤣

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the older I get the more I understand him

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so grateful to have experienced both