Bertie the Builder.

Triage on a Monday afternoon, my favorite place.

I’m convinced Elon Musk wants to buy hasbro exclusively for the rights to dnd so that BG3 doesn’t get destroyed with Larian leaving and that might be a stretch but I hope me and this man are on the same weird page here.

I did the exact same thing this week and it somehow managed to be worse.

Yeah this guy went somewhere with the intent of being a racist piece of shit, Luigi was bringing light to the corruption that exists within the American healthcare system. Please don’t compare.

I saw this and thought “we really don’t deserve BG3”, but really we do. More game studios should strive to be like Larian. BG3 was a 2024 platinum seller on steam again this year. It’s almost like games can actually make money for years when they’re not half finished.

No new Bailey, Danielle, or Swoop videos in over 2 weeks and I don’t know how I’m supposed to survive like this.

I just want milkshakes or waffles or milkshakes && waffles

I worked until 3 am and then stayed up to work on a project. Whoever convinced me to get my masters is an idiot.

Asked chatpgt why kid cudi humming was so calming and I actually got a 6 part breakdown of why as a result.

If you short memory dumb fvcks on social media make Casey Anthony rich and famous b/c you forgot the mvrder she got away with, here’s your reminder of what she threw in the trunk of her car while she went clubbing.

Both of my brothers AND my dad aren’t answering my phone calls. They’re all fired. I don’t even really need anything, but they should answer me.

My mom wanted my email address, gave it to her and she said “what’s that I’ve never heard of it” (I use proton)…ma’am you have a ROADRUNNER email address, of course you haven’t.

Give me your most unhinged bg3 build, plz and thanks

Got called a stupid dumb bitch by one of my patients today. My mouth speaks before my brain catches up sometimes and all I said back was “I do be a dumb bitch sometimes”.

My father is the best guy. He just sat on the phone with my for 38 minutes listening to a conversation that started about dinosaurs and someone ended with the inadequacies of the American healthcare system.

Biggest drama queen. Acting all sorts of put out because I gave her a bath today and then she couldn't get her flea and tick collar off. The horror.

Guy won the game but was still very upset with 1 silliest goose. Said 3 words and at least 3 minds were broken upon finding out I was a woman.

Every March I think of that time I was accidentally at the final four and was musing outloud as to why there where so many tall guys wearing the same color and some guy from Oregon looked at me real funny and said “it's the final four”.

Refused to try arc raiders because I am difficult and swore I'd hate it. Finally got arc raiders and played about 20 hours in my 2 days off…