Jonathan Toews is a Winnipeg Jet ✈️

For someone who wasn't the biggest Peter Pan fan as a kid, I sure do love falling for "men" who never want to grow up.

disclaimer I haven’t listened to a Taylor swift song in like 10 years but I’ve just seen so many brain dead takes on this albums success that I gotta say something lmao billboard only counts 4 physical sales per customer and 1 digital sale per week fyi and her building a fanbase

We are slowly approaching the "I'm tired of seeing Taylor Swift successful" storyline again just like after her success with 1989. It will soon be "cool" again to openly hate Taylor instead of trendy to love her. "They want to see you rise, they don't want you to reign"

One of the first interactions I had with my boss this morning was him turning around to ask me "Does Taylor Swift have a song on her new album about Travis Kelce's 'Redwood tree'?"

The only true “core value” in the NHL is money. Anything for a deal. But let’s not forget that the fastest-growing demographic amongst hockey fans is WOMEN and giving PTOs to men accused of DV and SA will always be a poor ethical and financial decision.

Okay but where’s his ankle monitor

have you considered assigning him to hell instead

Having a crush on a MAN [derogatory] is SO embarrassing like this is ruining my brand

Did I just purchase 2 of the Taylor Swift cardigans and an extra crewneck I do not need to make myself feel better that this man reacted to my Instagram DM but did not actually reply? Yes, yes I fucking did. This will be added to my list of reasons to argue for my lobotomy.

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

humbled and baffled today that I could not pick up a 75 pound chunk of metal with one hand

Do not talk nicely about a man, he will embarrass you the very next day. This phenomenon really should be studied

just held some rocks and pleaded with the supermoon moon

is being an only child slay?

the divine experience of knowing what you want for dinner, getting said dinner, and it being perfect and tasting exactly how you imagined

"this was really heavy for me. heartbreaking, gut wrenching. I'm still not over it." "well I never got that impression, even though I was not involved at all and barely know surface level details, and my perception is the truth so you are just crazy. As usual."