Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

I also woke up around 3am.. and if it was them, why? What was I supposed to do at 3am when I saw the results?? 😭

Lord please put this on HIS timeline! 😭

Me on Christmas Day riding the scooter they gave to my nephew:

Is the joke not dead yet? 💀

one of our better cultural customs is teaching English-speaking children the "Frère Jacques" nursery rhyme and then letting them just go buckwild with vaguely-French sounds

In 2025 I’m not talking to Black people who ask other Black people why they live in the South/Mississippi, the Blackest region/State of the U.S.

He's so real for that

….. time to make the switch I think

I’m about to start believing in Santa. I need as much hope and happiness as I can 😂

ENOUGH OF THROWING STITCH ON ALL DISNEY MERCHANDISE! ITS TOO MUCH! THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS TO CHOSE FROM!

Cause when he get on he leave your ass for a white girl

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Valley taking pictures on your logo is crazy… 😂😂😂😂

I will be slowly but surely transitioning to the butterfly app soon. I’m not crazy about the new blocking policy here on X, and the data collecting also gives me a bit of the ick. See you over there!

Remember when a good amount of Americans thought Obama was from Kenya and that Michelle was a man and that it was unconstitutional to make kids eat healthy lunches? Because I remember lol

and what does rosalina have...

Airport lounges and Marriott status.