Are you paying for this or..?

I am a very attractive woman, Terry. I have men shouting at me in the street

You off? - There's no point us both getting depressed.

Well I'm not happy, Mrs Horner, my husband is dying of cancer

If you'd had your first erection in 15 years, you'd want to poke it somewhere. And I was in Bristol watching Phantom on Ice

All I want for Christmas is Don. All I got was a meaty buffet and a terrible life

“Cute Emergency:Eyebrows on fleek pic.x.com/bnbB9YXpNs” You might look surprised but that will get U noticed! Jill Tyrrell Nicholas Stuart

Happy New Year, Sue!

That's Gordon the Vicar, the one Glen vegetablised.

Please don't strike me again, Cathy!

Sue, I'd prefer it if you didn't sneak up on us like a dog at a disco

No offence but Terry would think a window was special

Hi all. Just tweeting to say I shot myself.. night!

Oh Cathy. Therapies turned you into a monster

You paying for this? I'll have the lobster and a glass of champagne

Hiya Cathy! Cappuccino would be nice

I heard what you was saying to Sue. I won't say anything to Cathy. And Don.. I love tapas