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We bought a bird feeder for our back window. The birds empty it in about 2 days. These birds are gonna eat me into the poor house

Big if true

Lord give me the confidence of a restaurant that refuses to put salt and pepper on the tables

In Indianapolis, can’t get away from Julia Reagan

Isn’t this the plot of the second season of parks and rec?

Often when starting a company, you can choose to build a product or solve a problem that is 10% harder, but makes you earn 1,000% more money (read this as "don't build a consumer app")

Remember when browser company built the best browser ever made, then abandoned it because they raised VC money and the business wasn't viable? Kind of lame tbh

This is wildly niche and I love it

Technical founder who promises he spends half his days marketing

Hey,Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Starting a pulled pork at noon so we can take it boating for lunch tomorrow is going to feel like a mistake right around 3am

On the scale of efficiency at getting food to customers you chick fil a on one end, glades in spanish fork on the other

Gotta start em young

People actually learned regex and didn’t just google it every time? Huh

Grok is a Mormon

Wow and only 3 years too late

Is replying all on the wrong emails the best form of managing up?