All this AI make me look hot shit is so unhealthy. As if people didn’t have enough issues with their body image.

Do you ever wonder how many rats get killed in trash compactors every year?

Hey everybody, BlueSky just opened up for 1.5M new users. If you have been wanting to set up an account, go try. I also have 5 invite codes if anyone needs one.

.AT&T no tweets in 3 days?! Why the outage?!

All of the clocks that I never moved back are finally right again.

I played 💙🥁Hellga🥁💙 for 24 minutes and now I have blisters on my thumbs. 😢

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I just received this alert, and what’s the first thing I do? Stick my head outside to look for smoke. 😂

Oh wow!

Why are there so many people out today?! Everywhere I have gone the roads are packed. Go home people.

Everyone is loving being able to see the Northern Lights all the way down south but I can’t stop thinking about the sun trying to kill us. Without the magnetosphere, we’d all be cooked!

I think Chattanooga FC is missing an opportunity for this CFC Classic to be a single co-ed match. I would love to see the men and women play together/against each other on 2 co-ed teams.

Come on Tyson! Knock this tool bag out!

More like Blue Borigin. #NewGlenn

Someone needs to negotiate the release of these families of hostages from this stage.

Ope, my 30 day post election snoozes wore off. Some need re-upping.

If you haven’t left your house today, don’t. There are way too many people already out and about!

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Things I am happy about today: Walmart appears to be switching back to more regular check out stands…with cashiers! (I avoid shopping at Walmart as much as possible, but when I do, I like having a cashier.)

This weather is stupid.