I hate when stuff is unbeknownst to me

I’m a minimum kind of girl

Merry Christmas Merry Christma Merry Christm Merry Christ Merry Chris Merry Chri Merry Chr Merry Ch Merry C Merry Merr Mer Me M My My C My Ch My Che My Chem My Chemi My Chemic My Chemical My Chemical R My Chemical Ro My Chemical Roma My Chemical Roman My Chemical Romance

only friends with people who are as passionate about sandwiches as me

“you’re so ambitious!” thanks as a child I learned that achievement equals love

if i was a football player rn i would literally just do touchdowns. idk. it doesn’t seem that hard.

sorry for being so difficult to love it probably won’t get better

and I take them seriously.

normalize booing in the workplace

2 minutes without tiktok

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

BREAKING: NEW POPE ELECTED