Alex Ovechkin might be the worst player that’s considered “one of the goats” in all major sports leagues.

the nba is a joke of a league

Dr. Mcockinner’s stanley cup analysis: EDM wins if: - PP stays hot - PK stays hot - Skinner has above a .920 - Bob shits the bed - Bottom 6 contributes offensively - Darnell Nurse isn’t a liability FLA wins if: - They play exactly like they’ve been playing

Must win games for both teams tonight. Florida can’t let Edmonton win this game after getting embarrassed in game 4. Whoever wins tonight will win the cup.

The left will be irate once I hit the mega lotto

Started cfb25 road to glory on AZ state just to be wr6 and go 2-10 freshman year. Got an A on my final tho!

mixtape future is undefeated

yea caps are winning the cup

caps are a wagon we’re winning the cup again PLD conn smythe

work so boring so i started making lines and betting on them with my coworkers for the high school games going on current game: Spalding vs Dematha the plays: Dematha -2.5 Over 6.5

today is a top 5 funniest days on twitter

Ovi is trying to break this record before christmas

logging on and see the entire nyr fan base in shambles everyday is really the best christmas gift anyone can ask for

The caps and sharks being the only two teams without anyone in this tournament, while also being complete polar opposites in the nhl standings is so funny to me

my dad has the most outrageous hockey takes ever spoken and it’s making the family look bad

I’m about to single handily send Alex Alexeyev into the player’s assistance program via cyber bullying. #ThisGuyStinks

Gonna be really weird when the caps force game 7 and be the only series left for the next week.

If Edmonton doesn’t come close to winning the cup next year, Mcdavid is coming to DC. It’s the perfect storm with Ovi leaving, a top ten goalie in LT, a young talented team with still some veteran presence, and it helps his best friend is Dylan Strome.

I didn’t even want that danish fag ehlers anyway, pld way better than that retard.