She didn't appreciate my joke and gave me a stern look over her shoulder... I reminded her to not look back in anger.

Never forget.

We're moving up in the world!

I literally LOL'd

Love it!

10 months & 25 days later, it’s game day.

Not gunna lie, I would be scared shitless if I had to step in the box with the Big Unit

This is a war I’ll fight forever.

Poor poor Trump supporters 😂😂😂

This is the kind of girl you marry

Please don't follow me on Instagram if your bio says you're "passionate about health and fitness" because I'm passionate about Busch Light and potatoes of all forms

Looks about right

Tangled in the dark, like makers you leave your mark.

And may it NOT be recorded, so we don't live in viral shame.

But there’s pizza in the lounge!

Steve Buscemi would be an awesome pug name.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Anna Eggers

DOWN GOES NO. 1 SOUTH CAROLINA! Missouri stuns the Gamecocks in the final second of OT!