I realized my brothers don’t/ didn’t have to go through the bad mom haircut stage of life. She is still not allowed to come near me with scissors #scissorhappydoesntdescribeit #haircuts #kidhaircuts #badmomhaircuts

Band-aids are cones for humans #coneofshame #itchy

The abysmal nature of the ocean is unfathomable

sometimes a vanilla frosty after 8 months is enough to stop the voices

January 27th makes a year i got my concussion. February 2ed will make a year I haven’t worked. I feel… out of touch #concussion #whatisgoingon

My friend called me out on how much I post on FaceBook. I really gotta switch my bullshit over to #Twitter

Anyone else crave making food? Yes I love eating it of course. But you know sometimes I’m just like “ooouuuu making a cake sounds GREAT right now”

There if all this stuff about Golden Retriever boyfriend. What about the Rottweiler boyfriends? The big mean intimidating guy that will cry and do whatever for head pats and smiles? Where dem big babies at??? #rottweiler #boyfriend #sassy

Feet are the closest things humans have to paws

Minimum wage baristas don’t owe you conversation

As someone who’s baby hairs didn’t fall out after childhood… I don’t get the baby hairs trend. Like you’re losing forehead

Megan: 🫵🏽sex offender husband Nicki: Big foot🫵🏽 Kendrick: deadbeat dad, fraud, teen lover🫵🏽 Drake: Little foot🫵🏽

Kendrick: you're a pedo Drake: You're lying! I'm not attracted to Millie Bobbie Brown! Kendrick: Who said anything about Millie Bobby Brown?

The longer we don’t hear from #KendrickLamar the more worried I get about what’s about to happen to #Drake ‘s mental health

You know #KendrickLamar won because #Drake didn’t say nigga in his last track

I need to know if Drake has ghetto twins

Freaky Ass Nigga He A 69 God Freaky Ass Nigga He A 69 God Hey Hey Hey Hey Run For Your Lives Hey Hey Hey Hey Run For Your Lives LET ME HEAR YOU SAY OV HOE