My son’s drawing of ‘safe.’

Everyone at the park when Kylie shouts Wolf

If you’re currently pregnant, please consider taking part in my friends survey🙏🙏

Non-stop

im so serious… “righty tighty and lefty loosey” is the most useful universal law created

margot robbie looks like shes about go see harry styles on tour

that's right

Someone told me that if you close your eyes, Rishi sounds like Will from The Inbetweeners and now I can't unhear it.

RIP Olivia Newton-John, an icon

do you like eggs but simultaneously have to mentally prepare yourself and pray not get the ick for them in the middle of your meal, or are you normal

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

When you 77 minutes into your 30 minute lunch break and your supervisor walks into the break room

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

Having to choose what to eat every single fucking day

One thing about me, imma make a list 📝 my notes app is crazy 😂

not me throwing my whole wardrobe into 2 bags for a 3 day trip