long story short, i survived

these are giving 80’s slasher and i cant stop thinking about them

never related to anything so much in my life

me

no suicidal shit or whatever but sometimes i look at this world and just don’t feel like participating

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Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

they don’t put pockets on women’s clothes because we’re not supposed to pay for anything

the iPhone weather app is just freestyling at this point 💀

“out of stock” TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN

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normalize dropping out from college and disappointing your family

would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was gon be like this

text me my.community.com/charlieputh

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this man is so fine

the world revolves around damon salvatore and we’re just living in it

Candice on her way to tell on Phineas and Ferb

I’ve got to think of a way to get off this planet by tomorrow