Be patient and let them grow up.

Sasa kama unanilenga juu ya chapati na maharagwe, ile siku utapika nyama kutaendaje ?

Heri nitembe hadi London

Thank you Manchester City 💙

I love working in IT, you can tell you’ve fixed a problem by the user suddenly never replying to you again

it’s actually very important to get nerdier the older you get

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

Wait what😭😭

unaenda kugeuza mumama round ya tano unaskia na wewe kijana huwa unasoma kweli

Leaked images from the upcoming Arsenal vs Atlético Madrid match

😂😂😂😂😂

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was sh0t by the woman’s husband 💀😂😂

Kuna mwaka nilisign player from QPR, marafiki ata hawakua wanataka mambo yangu😭

WE ARE BACK.

25 years later... Coventry City 🔙

Me to the fuliza message before nionyeshane message ya mpesa

[Your Full Name] amesema anataka kazi.

Claude: Just say go, and I will generate the code Me: Go Claude: You have reached your free limit

When your card declines at Mama Lucy Hospital and they send in Goon Gaucho to investigate

"aki bestie stop tutauliwa na slippers"