Excited to be at #GartnerCAT London - Elias Khnaser discussing charity: water mission and technology

Listening to Dr. Carlton E Sapp talking Intelligent Automation at the #gartnerCAT London keynote - “How can I leverage ML in my architecture?”

Ref gets run over. Booger McFarland: heh heh heh Player paralyzed on field. Booger McFarland: heh heh heh Please replace him

Considering legally changing my name at this point. What I've learned so far: - I love staying home until someone tells me I have to - Long car rides are an excellent way to take a conference call - My 80s poofy hair is back, baby! (offer not valid at hairline and crown)

Once upon a time there was a quiet little Gartner research area called "work from home". Suddenly, things happened and it was no longer even a little quiet. Want to join my team? Seeking an eager analyst for End User Technologies! gartner.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/EXT/job/Stamfo…

Eye-opening, frustrating, but worth knowing. youtu.be/PJnJ8mK3Q3g

Are you starting your year as amazingly as I am?

My annual list of overused words/phrases that need to die this year: - Just sayin' - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout (when you were not, in fact, just talkin' 'bout that) - "try and", a.k.a. "tryun", when you mean "try to" - The suffix "-wise"

Eli wins the internet.

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Just realized the password to my Amazon account is the same one I made up to use on BBSes in the 80s. Successfully changed now. Having a very productive Friday.

(watching YouTube tutorial) 2:50 in: Oh, I understand, I've got it. (five minutes later, returning to same video) 4:17 in: Aha, that's what I was missing. (seventeen minutes later, returning to video) 5:51 in: Of course. I get it now. (repeat until 25 minute video is over)

When LinkedIn really, really, really wants you to follow your high school classmate's concrete company...

I’m in an emotionally abusive relationship with the Denver Broncos

When did Southwest Airlines become the airline of “the crew hasn’t arrived yet”? Every flight.