just some moths

"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it" me at 10am:

i like hanging out with myself too

“don’t you get tired of being alone?” me being alone :

The real horror in Stephen King books is how much his characters hate their spouses.

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ペンギンキャップ (2023)

finally found a shiny

free movie idea: Miss Congeniality but it’s a feminist organizer going undercover to unionize the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders

Dress shopping tomorrow. Mom asked what we’re looking for. •timeless classic •mummy bandage chic •if morticia wore white •Hammer girl •is that my wife or a corpse from the mausoleum? •The Bride fresh of the slab •Spider princess thumbalina •The witch’s happy ever after

Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence

God grant me the confidence of the dude that tried to mansplain "The Handmaids Tale" to Margaret Atwood.

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy