As a person now approaching 40’s I can confirm one thing: Nobody cares. Do the thing (s).

I think someone is doing bad reviews on me. Lmao

I thoroughly enjoy the fact that ALL of my friends are confrontational. Nobody is irrational or violent however, they aren’t afraid to have tough conversations.

Btw you have every right to call me out as a friend if you don't feel loved or cared for by me, it's not entitlement, I owe it to you, that's what I signed up for when we started our friendship.

Don’t be the guy who talks a lot of sense but hasn’t done anything with his life.

I don’t like how yall are too good to have your hair tied up, bonnet on at the airport.

The fact that there are so many people from my hometown who watch my Instagram but don’t follow me really fucking irritates me.

sunshine anderson: messing up my sheets and violating me. got me bout to call my peeps and take it to the streets… 5-year old me:

All the fine men are in the south 😭

Some friendships were only working because you were giving too much.

Do y'all openly say “love you” in your friendships ??

NeNe is above this lol

If he ain’t BLACK. BLACK mama, BLACK daddy ✌🏾

I enjoy being called randomly. I don’t even mind an occasional FaceTime. I’m not too player to talk and I don’t want virtual relationships.

I love a nigga who can be a “lady” around me.

I like to get my nut in before the festivities start that way I can focus on eating, drinking, and having a good ass time. Ion wanna fuck after the club.

I love people who be having something to wear

Diet Starts Monday is honestly so cunt. They need to do a mass restock.

I am not as “good” of a person I thought I was and I really need to work on my attitude.