Long distance relationship yakangooma ukangoona munhu achidya wakutofunga kuti ndomadyiro avari kumuita PaZimbabwe 😂

Ghanaians in Germany jumping from the bus which was transporting them to airport for deportation. Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD.

Hatimbokuudze kuti munhu wako ihure, tinongokuratidza zvinoitwa nemahure woona wega kuti hazvina kumbosiyana nezvinoita munhu wako.

Broke women never believe they are broke, they just assume they are dating the wrong guy. AVOID BROKE WOMEN

Ask a woman what a real man is, And you will hear her describe everything her father failed to give her.

At age 18, Zimbabwe's Maud Chifamba became Africa's Youngest University Graduate in 2016. She got into the university at age 14 in 2012. She bagged her Masters' Degree in Accountancy at age 20 in 2018. She became a Chartered Accountant at age 23 in 2020. At age 14, she was

“If your dog starts barking at you, someone else is feeding it” This post is not about dogs.

If anyone ever asks you what would Jesus do Remind them that flipping over tables and chasing people with a whip is within the realm of possibilities

George Carlin Was An American Hero. Here Was His Last Message, He Died 1 Week Later “Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize the government does not give a f*** about them. Government doesn't care about you or your children or your rights or your welfare

“Babe, chingotaura chokwadi kani kana uchida kuti ndikuregerere.” Gents, don’t be a clown 🤡😅. Uchingopedza kutambira mhaka ma1 achitongobva atanga.

Best Zimbabwe Old Adverts [Thread] 1. Chibuku : Hati yemadzisahwira

accountants watching their friends work less and make more

The exact moment Bill Gates decided there are too many people on this planet

I don’t give a fuck if we fall out or not, I’ll never be out here speaking ill on your name. I ain’t cut like that.

I just promised my uncle's son an iPhone. His father promised me a bicycle when I was 7 years old. The cycle must continue 🤣🤣

Dear men be stingy with your money because no one cares when you are broke.

Marriage lasts shorter than ever because women want to be brides more than they want to be wives.

How do you hate the job that pays your bills but love your girl that never pays for shit

Me leaving groove with zero phone numbers because am an alcoholic not a h0e😌