what if— and hear me out— i’ve been coming out of my cage and i have NOT been doing just fine?

Parents, check your kids’ Halloween candy. Someone tried to put two OU football tickets in my son’s bag.

when the devil can’t reach you he’ll send you a 6ft man

pickled #nationalpickleday

Me waiting for my turn with Pete Davidson

Fuck drugs you ever been addicted to an October Libra? That shit will kill you 🤣

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

me trying not to zone out while someone is talking to me.

Girls be like “communication is key” then put they phone on do not disturb

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart... 9 year old me:

When i accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling.

she’s a 10 but never say how she feels

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last