the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

Posting old selfies while you’re actually chopped and at work feels like this

Me talking to the voices in my head while eating a number 2 with Mac sauce & no pickles. 😀

When I get married I want my wedding video to be filmed like it's an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary ALL OF IT

God bless these posts >

hearing your own voice is so crazy like I really sound like that I’m sorry everyone

Imma start doing this 😭😭😭😭

Lil Caesars held it DOWN. Five dollars. Hot. Ready. No wait. No shame. No judgment. Just pure survival food with a hint of happiness. That man on the box is basically a social worker. A father figure. A homie. A mentor. People forget. You didn’t climb out of the trenches,

all I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier

For Barbz and for anyone who may not fully understand why this matters, the Trump Account Initiative is more than a policy it’s a shift in how America approaches opportunity. This initiative is changing lives in real time by creating financial foundations instead of temporary

The music is CRAZY jagsksgsksha but Missy will get you going either way IKTR 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Sheryl Lee Ralph speaks Spanish and shows love for Bad Bunny ahead of the #SuperBowl  Halftime Show.

‘Abbott Elementary’ opened the Actor Awards.

I will never understand why banks, knowing that most of their customers work from 8 to 6, close at 4.

sometimes i wish jobs didn’t exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

The second them lips don’t match on Netflix I turn it off so fast 😭