register to vote u bozos and let’s get one step closer to taking down curly haired gun girl

this one’s for u @barackobama! :)

man u work a 9-5 at state farm take that sticky note off ur laptop camera the government isn’t watching u

me and Noel looking like college roommates on their first day boutta go acquire some pussy and fist fight ppl over sports teams

remember when I was on survivor

b*ys be like...which fit fo 2night? gggrrr grrrr let me tink....EEEK white tee? Or hit em with the bee-ball Jersey?!? fuck duck ur right. Definitely the Hawaiian tee shirt. Ok fuck yeah let’s ride.

it woulda been a lot cooler if elon musk named his child effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

My favorite thing to do is to circle back regarding touching base

Hey sorry we didn't talk for 6 months I was doing something weird