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Alejandra

@_madampresident

(she/they) Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

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calendar_today02-01-2012 10:15:06

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I went through six pressure regulators, three 6-packs of H2, 70 million check valves, and two cylinders of He today and ohmygod the universe is TESTING ME BC NONE OF MY SHIT WORKED

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To the 3 people that watch my Snap story, I’m so sorry I didn’t realize you can hear me singing and I sound ATROCIOUS

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I’m about to go from living close to the Mexican border my entire life to living close to the Canadian border and that is mind boggling to me

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Happy 22nd Birthday to this fucking Cacahuate πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰β€¦.Even though you use me as your own personal money tree, I still love you. Enjoy your day, Dumb Bitch, and I’ll see you in two months when you come visit me (@GioNamikaze)

Happy 22nd Birthday to this fucking Cacahuate πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰β€¦.Even though you use me as your own personal money tree, I still love you. Enjoy your day, Dumb Bitch, and I’ll see you in two months when you come visit me (@GioNamikaze)
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I always say I don’t want kids, yet here I am dropping Greyback off at daycare by 7:30 AM and picking him up at 3:30 PM…IF THAT ISNT MOTHER BEHAVIOR IDK WHAT IS

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I will have a grand total of 5 hours next Friday to spend in San Antonio and you best believe I’m going to absolutely buy everything I can at HEB and INHALE as much food as possible before having to come back to MN

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Today is one of those days at work where I have like two emails to send and a handful of TEAMS messages to reply to and then I have to pretend to look busy the rest of the time I’m here