The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

Most people: Happy Easter! Black people: HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!

Jesus to his disciples today:

Asking the right questions! Lol he actually died on Wednesday tho

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Usher and Chris Brown announces joint tour, The 'Raymond & Brown' tour (R&B)

lmfao, y’all please don’t start your shit about that tour. Either buy a ticket or don’t.

why would you go to Wingstop when Crumpy’s is down the street?

Church doesn’t get enough credit for raising top tier musicians

Unfortunately I believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

Please do what you say when it comes to me

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

Question isn’t IF I’m going but HOW many times am I going?

Cleaning house yr round

Ain’t nothing like coming home to a clean crib

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

Can’t wait for this to end

When I’m having a quiet day and people start thinking I’m sad or angry at them