why be... when you can be..

Me at work complaining Vs. When I get offf how tired I'm

*baby passes me a fake phone* me:

me trying to help my mom find out why the house smells like weed

When you high as fcuk & remember that you saved food for this exact moment

“always start ur day with a positive attitude” me at 7 am:

When you don't remember where you parked your car

This is so heartwarming ❤️ Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 💙

to the mf that stole our ice cream, count your fucking days. To the dasher that delivered it to the wrong address, you dumb af

It's cost $0.00 to retweet and support a small black awned business

i just feel like if we don’t speak, don’t interact, don’t support each other.. why do we follow each other?????

2 dollar drinks at the sip in oney was really a blessing back in the day

Cool, now leave them and their home tf alone

The way Hogwarts Legacy got me in a chokehold is actually crazy 😭 game is too good

Shit is really different this time around🥹

44 years ago the wave was created, Happy founders day to the frat ΛΣΥ 🌊

This is how outside looking rn

IYKYK

All 6 finishes of Ilia Topuria ‘EL Matador’ in the UFC so far Ilia Topuria. Best 145er in the world.