"How sad it would be, should laughter disappear." 💀BBRP 💀21+ 💀Bisexual Necrophiliac 💀Ships w/ Vincent or Ciel Phantomhive 💀Friendly Admin 💀Female Writer 💀OC Friendly 💀RT?

(307): we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.

(858): answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????

"You know Claude, I think you're my highness." 🦋Black Butler rp 🦋21+ 🦋Friendly Admin 🦋Female Writer 🦋OC Friendly 🦋Gay 🦋Ships w/ Claude 🦋Trigger Warning 🦋RT?

🐺BBRP 🐺21+ 🐺Ships w/ Sebastian 🐺Friendly Admin 🐺Female Writer 🐺OC Friendly 🐺RT?

"I am your loyal servant. Even if you do not try to attract my attention, I want to greedily devour you to the very end." 🕷️BBRP 🕷️21+ 🕷️OC Friendly 🕷️Ships with Sebastian Michaelis 🕷️Lewd in DM only 🕷️Friendly Admin 🕷️Female Writer 🕷️RT?

"My, looks like you took offense after all, even though I tried to get here really fast. Still, perhaps you are just disappointed that it's me?" 🇬🇧BBRP 🇬🇧21+ 🇬🇧Ships w/ chem 🇬🇧Friendly Admin 🇬🇧Female Writer 🇬🇧OC Friendly 🇬🇧RT for a good time luv~

(817): A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better. (210): Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock. (817): Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs

(253): Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.

(337): As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.

(630): I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.

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(708): the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .

"Red is the color of firey passion and I. Am. Flaming~" 💋Kuroshitsuji rp 💖21+ 💀Oc Friendly 💋Gay 💖Ships w/ William T. Spears 💀rt

(519): you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break

//no more multiships I'm done

(905): Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?" (647): I will.

(253): He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.