27 years ago today, Malcolm James McCormick was born. Happy birthday and RIP Mac Miller.

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see: RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

Me: *gets pulled over for swerving RCPD: sir are you drunk? Me: No I’m just trying not to hit all these pot holes.

she didn’t even knock

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Bill Nye cussing out all the children he thought he raised right 😂

nobody : my fat ass : you know what sound good right now?

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

GO CRAZY #ChiefsKingdom

WE'RE GOING TO MIAMI!

WE DID IT!!!!

WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #CHIEFSKINGDOM

Patrick Mahomes with the catch and slam (via ig:JasonGrill)

Philodendron Pink Princess is a must have 🌿

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