When I fuck up the poached egg

Stepping out

the tongs preventing me from opening the kitchen drawer I need..

Polydor Record execs watching Raye clean up as an independent artist after they put her on the shelf for years #BritAwards

Raye is the moment. This is her night! The most deserving person in music, an absolute superstar to be treasured forever. What a woman #BRITs x.com/superBB365/sta…

literally

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

hey boss can i go home i’m feeling unserious and silly today

16yr old just scored for Spain At 16 I was over the park singing sugababes too lost in you with my mate Katy What a goal #SPAFRA

kids are starting to get funny again

me when I can hear people chewing:

good luck to this one xxxx on his first day of high school xxxx grown up so fast xxxx

They should let you have one of those mini bottles of Prosecco in the Tesco meal deal

When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to the artist house

My age is news to me every single time I remember

this is honestly so embarrassing

and if a suffragette replacement bus crashes into us

i need a fucking vote so bad i can’t stand belle or jessy #loveislandallstars