Wonder what Jacob Wohl is up to these days

Think it’s time for our American friends to start doing some things I can’t say on here 🙃

Circumcision is bad but this take is worse lol

If there were opens borders why would they be hiding in the back of a truck

She is beauty she is grace

Tell me why a 32 year old man on Eharmony just told me to add him on Snapchat it sucks out here

Interested to see how Mr Bill 21 responds to this

My new litmus test for dating is asking someone what they’d do if they won the lottery. “OoOoOoO I’d keep working.” Beat it bozo.

Reporter on CBC just said the queen is our living connection to Nelson Mandela and Ronald Reagan ??? What????

Real embarassing day for journalists

#LoveIsBlindAftertheAltar

Nick Lachey pitching his dating shows to Netflix #PerfectMatch

Remembering when a customer told me he was Kiefer Sutherland and I was like 95% sure he was lying but I was like well maybe so I said “I love Designated Survivor” and the whole table laughed at me

Nerds

Money isn’t real

elon musk’s personal cock and ball sucker has asked us to please tone it down

Truly legendary run

This is not even in the top 10 of restaurant birthday cake disasters I’ve personally witnessed/taken part in

Tipping actually ISN’T about subsidizing wages, it’s about paying for service. The price of food and drink on a menu is just that - the price of the product. Tips are for the service you receive when dining. Don’t want to tip? Get takeout!