Who remembers WANKER at the WHEEL 🤔

Matt Rife Comments on Oscars

If you can hear that little kid almost puking from crying like this and still have this reaction, I'm sorry but you have to die

imagine owning a website so fucked people can afford ad space for petty grievances with the local youth hockey team lol

Healthcare and BBQ sauce. Two very similar commodities in many way if you think about it

This rules lol. We’re all so fucking stupid now

This is the interview our country has needed for quite awhile now

Michael Rapaport Aged 55, found dead in a Tel Aviv Shelter. “He had soiled himself quite violently” the coroner reports. [comedycentral]

You are probably the least convincing, least trustworthy person ever in your position. I was there for Dick Cheney. You have all his malice, but with the added insecurity of spending the first 20 years of your life acting as a living Barbie for a council of chain smoking grandmas

BREAKING: Republican South Carolina state representative, father, and husband Robert John May III has been arrested for distributing over 200 child p-rn files under the username ‘joebidennnn69.’

I will never forget this Tucker/Ted Cruz exchange as long as I live:

The Vatican Has Fallen. We have nothing.

It’s kind of insane that he looks just as bad with hair

Potential Iranian involvement?

Evangelicals have a 3rd graders understanding of the Bible lol

Tfw you realize all the animals in the zoo includes the bugs

(epic MBA yt short, music swell) walk into any walmart anywhere in the world, what's the first thing you're gonna see? products (cut) what do you hand them? cause they aren't just giving stuff away (cut) that's right. money and they're doin this a *million* times a day. every day