I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work.

me when i cancel class on my own

Texas Roadhouse waitress: does anyone want some more bread? Me, already 12 baskets deep: x.com/That_Guy_Damie…

He’s not an “I told you so” kind of God. He’s a: “run to me” “welcome home” “I’ll fix you” “I love you” “My grace never runs out” “believe that it’s enough” kind of God.

that walk you do when someone lets you cross in front of their car x.com/j0eywhite/stat…

can’t spell college without I’m straight up not having a good time

me at 2am laughing at tweets and then realizing i have to get up in a few hours

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My toxic trait is that I see people for who they could be instead of who they really are

Me forcing myself to keep scrolling on social media instead of going to bed when I’m tired

live footage of my brain retaining information from a lecture

me: “I’ll study for this exam this weekend” *procrastinates all weekend* me 1 hour before the exam trying to study: “well if I don’t know it by now no point studying”

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