it pisses me off when someone has a cool name and they’re chopped

if there are no haters in the world then i’m dead

monogamous fwb??? gtfo my face bc wtf

my dad has never cooked for me before

when i’m high i be texting like a millennial

let me go ahead and lay down a towel

imagine u died on Spotify wrapped day and ur friends had to decide what they post on their story first

girl Overwatch whatever yall did to controller settings is making me nauseous af everything is so snappy i had to log off

just unlocked a memory of last new years when i asked a nervous looking young boy at the gay bar if the old man he was with was bothering him and he said “oh my uncle?”

I just put my hole to my phone

heated rivalry got me wanting a boyfriend so bad idk what to do

I would sell my father for a single ride

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

i wouldn’t survive in portland my god they’d cancel me so bad

December 28th

Going into 2026 fat and scared

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

you met me at a very obese time in my life

i’m a lot of things but i’m not a liar (unless it’s for fun)