[pulling back my aggressive dog] sorry lol he can tell you were born out of wedlock

"As someone with-" "As someone who-" shut up shut up shut up

"You missed the whole point of the post" "You missed the joke" *Puts down my chungus burger you know, back in my day we'd say they got r/woooosh 'd!

"It's the police ma'am, your son just got low-diffed. He's dead."

Please come out of the closet Hiroshi.

The writer The masterpiece

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Shoutout black people hispanic people white people asian people middle eastern people native people I forgot the rest of them

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Strawberry Elephant (2007)

*fetishizes you*

I’m hee and I’m gonna win.

shes so tuff everyone look at her

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sir this is the sexiest moment of my life