Gonna tell my kids these were the City Girls

might mess around and | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ employ a series of disguises to steal the baudelaire fortune

Imagine: you graduate from Johnson County. You end up on The Bachelor and make it to hometowns. You take him to Felicia’s and get ice cream from DQ. You go to Kite founders day together and watch the greased pig chase. You end the night riding dirt roads. You don’t get a rose. x.com/_haileemorgan/…

You can never read one chapter an understand the whole book 🤔

Bro, her phone is connected to her apple watch and laptop if she wanted to respond she would've

When the Pastor said "Let him use you" He meant God sis

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*day 4 of quarantine with my family* my sister: w- me:

No matter how bad the situation , it could always be worse 🙏

I’m not famous, but my house is

Only if someone tells that middle schooler to leave me alone on there😭

if you don’t like this movie i’ll simply automatically assume you’re boring

Nobody: Christopher Columbus:

Bro said this don’t come with water? 😂

We 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 ASHTON 👏🏼 KUTCHER 👏🏼 enough 👏🏼 credit 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 putting 👏🏼 his 👏🏼 career 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 hold 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 try 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 prevent 👏🏼 sex 👏🏼 trafficking

CARES Act, it’s time for you to care again 😭

American Idol: “What will you be singing today?” Me: “Pure Cocaine” By Lil Baby

It doesn’t seem like it’s been a little over a year since I made this