god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

"Nobody wants to work anymore" personally i have never wanted to work

me but with how they are pronounced

me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own

My oil painting of an out of focus Christmas tree

Just finished the Diddy documentary and we gotta drive a dildo through his heart like a vampire

Everyone look at my tacky Christmas tree and my ugly orange garland :)

The horsies are wearing their blankies. Insane aura

Reading a book and coming across a character's name that you don't know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

i prefer to watch new movies with nachos and a cherry icee, on an oversized screen, as a communal experience, AT THE MOVIE THEATERS

You got to be a real piece of shit if Suge Knight is one of the good guys in a movie about you.

i don’t want to do that

This is crazy. HBO should make a show about billionaire media tycoons trying to buy another media conglomerate and highlight all the behind-the-scenes drama

the 1980s designs i’m looking for vs what google seems to think 1980s designs were

love the idea of someone who doesn’t know who they are reading the morning paper just thinking the most beautiful couple in the world just dropped

it's 6am in the winter and you have to get up for work

Here’s an oil painting I made of Microsoft Clippy