She was never a good girl, she was a silent whore

Yes sir, you burned and won! Now calm down!

🚨BREAKING TRUMP: "Open the damn Strait of Hormuz. You crazy bastards." IRAN: "We lost the key."😂

People who don’t follow dress codes at the office 1. IT guys 2. IT guys 3. IT guys again

“Baby it’s showing 2 lines” Me:

This fan brought out an Arsenal bottle after Man City went 3-0 up vs. Chelsea 👀

I've tried LinkedIn. I've tried Indeed. But I highly recommend having rich parents

Na kwani You guys are seriously still paying dowry? Shida ya wanaume hatunanga umoja. Mimi naye heri nikufe singo kama Yesu. I am not paying parents for doing their job,who will pay my parents for raising me. Na kwanza vile baba yangu aliteseka akitega omena na neti ya mosquito

Tf is wrong with my Dad🤦‍♀️

Kitengela views.

Fabrizio Romano My goat

Nimekunywa chai kwa Hoteli flani Kilimani nikapeana 500 nikasema keep change nikaambiwa niongeze 300 niache ujinga

After buying a car unashindangwa how tf did you survive without one 🥲

People confuse education with intelligence, you can have a degree and still be an Arsenal fan.

Arriving early to book the best spot for dozing

A woman can develop feelings for a man who fixed her Car on the road and forget the man who bought the Car. Female nature

Amenipost akadelete mbio alafu akanipost tena😭😂

"You still on Twitter?" yeah, that's why I don't laugh at any of the shit you show me. I seen it weeks ago😭