Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.

Puberty blockers are a horrific crime against children and those who push them are criminals

No bills should be passed Congress until Jan 20, when Donald J. Trump takes office. None. Zero.

I thought that shit only worked in films

Ah, yes. This is white privilege.

Saving your wife from her 9-5 job is the ultimate flex.

A map of all of the sunken Japanese ships of WWII. This is eerie.

You can only pick one: 1. 850 credit score 2. $5 million cash 3. $6K a week

I knew they were going to ban tik tok when i heard a nigga say you can walk to Africa through the Grand Canyon.

I don’t care who the president is. Latinas must be allowed to enter this country.

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When I tell my wife I loaded the dishwasher 😂