not going the extra mile anymore for those that won’t do it for me. reciprocity only. i’m gonna be good with or without you

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

you can literally FEEL when something is off, vibes do not lie.

my life is literally a movie. netflix come talk to me at this point

wow having a broken wrist & taking care of your very hyper, not potty trained 3 year old alone… 0/10 recommend 🥲

my wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours

stop being ok with shit you really not ok with

I been fighting for my life since we lost that hour.

They probably sit together in a big marble room eating a keto tortilla like two mice

They look adorable!!!! 🥹

Nobody: Me: Ima just buy it, I'll make the money back 🙃

The gag is Im about to rebrand my whole life

i’m such a nvm ass bitch bc never fucking mind fr

i miss real tv

Realizing someone close to u is actually pos kinda the saddest thing lmao