Don’t judge me but….I had a pastrami, potato, egg and cheese from Defontes this morning….one of the best breakfast sandwiches I ever had fr

What happened to the “Extended Warranty” calls…they moved on to the next wave ?

Doorman almost baited me up last night talking bout “I remember you” ….how tf you remember a bitch who never been here

Earthy hoe stole my oil of oregano

I musta misread but I coulda swore $TOVE GOD COOK$ was giving us an album yesterday….

Am I weird cause I want one of them Denim tears posters for the brib?

I had a mezcal old fashioned a few weeks ago that changed my life

I am thoroughly annoyed ….just wasted a day off for no reason

Tryna get this reservation for ramen by ra is frying me

Tryna figure out how I can get this jacket to a Knicks player

Nahhhh I hope that stuff I’m hearing about Lil Poppa not true

They making Animal Farm into a movie and nobody told me???

My problem is I flirt like speedy and yall problem is yall believe me

How tf I wake up to LaRussel saying Adolf and Epstein are heaven sent….

LaRussell must be tryna get a Kanye feature

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My active recovery day got me more sore than the actual workout

That new Claressa Shields song fake a bop 😂

Bitch at my job stole my charger off my desk….i can’t prove it was her, but I know it was…

Why the fuck is furniture so expensive…someone send me the rep site for these umbo shelves