And I never gaf #pressthatdickonthisdiaper

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

My ass thought this was Funny Marco

now let’s make him the people’s sexiest man alive next..

The problem is, I expect him to kiss me like this randomly 3x a day 😂😂😂

this still kills me bruh 😭

Me leaving work knowing I was on TikTok & eating snacks all day

POV: My mind drifting away as soon as a meeting starts

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

Son asked for a cake that bleeds when you cut it.

Man sit yo dumb ass down

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

Video from the Austrian pavilion at the Venice Biennale: Artist Florentina Holzinger hangs upside down inside a giant bronze bell. She swings back and forth and literally “rings” the bell with her own body. This is part of a large-scale installation about the climate