it's so endearing when a man has a friend it's like aww is that your little buddy? do you two like to play

LIKE WHAT

daily affirmations: - ass fat - yea i know

a man: hey me: that’s enough

my soulmate could be in here but i can’t be bothered

The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me

First date idea: we go through the gc with u and ur hbs and I bend one of ur fingers back every time I see smtg I don’t like

JD Vance do you want to meet my best friend’s boyfriend

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes god to draft up another sin

something comes over me and i say “awesome!” all the time like ???

ㅤ

Ant Seb Hofbeck-Dougherty steillione logan is an icon

Generous, tall and afraid of me.

me realizing that everyone doesn't have to die just cause i'm irritated