@BigMikeBoss89 You a demi-god or something?

EVERYTIME! EVERY-FUCKING-TIME!

I can NEVER play Mass Effect without romancing Traynor! Like, legit! The only time I didn't was on my maleshep!

I tell you, on all six of my femshep playthroughs I've ended up boning her in the shower. IT'S LIKE A MENTAL BLOCK TO SEE ANYONE BUT HER

I think I need to see a doctor...

@ZaeedMassani_ It's Reegar playing Mass Effect, within Mass Effect. MASSCEPTION

@ZaeedMassani_ ZAEED! NO!!

@ZaeedMassani_ Hell yeah!

Woooooooow I never in a million years thought that Turians were THAT flexible...

What the fuck are the Turians doing with my meds?

If Jeff asks, we're all smoking dreams... and pot I guess but mostly dreams.

I-i-i love Turian girls they make me feel so fine~

God dammit! Jacob stole my bike again!

Never had a dad He died on a Geth dreadnought as part of an Intel gathering mission. I remember his last words to me: Quarians never give up

I've never backed down from anything in my life thanks to that. Even the dumb things. Thanks dad, happy fathers day.

DAMN Tel! I wake up and you're all on about your sex life! I don't wanna know how that conversation started...

N7Infiltrait0r YAR HAR FIDDLY DEEE DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE.

#ReegarsAdviceForTheDay No matter how good you think it is, it could always use more shotguns.

I get followers, yet i am dead. Explain this logic.

I'm sorry about everything.