It’s a proven fact that men with podcast are usually the worst kind of men. Every time I see a man with a trash opinion, there’s that podcast in the bio.

I wait till the last minute to pack every damn time. You’d think I would have learnt my lesson by now.

I’m so glad I have friends that would talk me out of stupidity.

Rich.

My man bringing a full bbq plate while I’m drunk and winning dominoes is top tier.

Update. I won the game.

Rip me out the plastic

I BEEN BALLIN SO HARD I COULDA WENT TO LSU- CARDIIIIIIII🤭

like this

Every summer I say I ain’t doing shit. Here I am. Doing shit.

Twitter is forever my favorite app because I am in tears tonight lmfao

my fro getting bigger, ass getting thicker 🤭

This is a Chili’s Triple Dipper Stan account.

I’ll never understand why people willingly choose middle seats. All these empty seats and you sit in this middle seat.

I’ve been on a plane for 8 hours out of my day today. My bed is literally yodeling my name right now.

Now what y’all NOT gon do is blame Sandra Bullock for that Blind Side mess. If that lady fooled everybody, even journalists and the “adoptee” how was Sandy supposed to know? Shut UP

Can we really talk about why y’all seasoning eggs like chicken wings and thighs?

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I’m back to say once again, I am doing shit.