am i the only one that be having the dilemma of get to work on time or get gas? 🤔

LADIES: please stop doing this. yoga pants are for thongs and cheeky panties, not no dayum granny panties 🤦🏾‍♂️

get on your shit, stay on your shit, stay out of shit & don't tell people shit

i give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail.. no more, no less🤷🏾‍♂️

man it sucks having no kids...all i do is whatever i want, all the time 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

im just tryna put on real clothes with no occasion on the docket🤷🏾‍♂️

accountability is still undefeated against women🤦🏾‍♂️

beautiful naked big titty bitches just don't fall out the sky...

i be baking like i have a whole business lol🤷🏾‍♂️

the older i get the more i wonder if women have friends they actually like full-time.. you guys fr be friend-emies 🤦🏾‍♂️

growing up is realizing that you can have someone in your face daily n still be just as lonely as having no one around you

i hate when my coworkers come talk and linger 🙄 just cuz we work for the same company doesn't make us friends and/or candidates to be

time running out and im running short on patience

4th of July in Memphis is just a elongated game of gunshot or fireworks🤷🏾‍♂️

im all about making sure im fully understood and no one having to guess what i was thinking but one thing i hate is someone asking excessive irrelevant questions🤬

one of the most annoying things in life is an adult with the communication skills of a toddler #PointingFingers

i hate being deemed a "social" person. i can't even chill to myself, the minute im not entertaining the room everyone is asking me if im okay #AnnoyingAsShit

older women that look young >>> young women who look old

serious question... when it comes to dating, do women truly consider their own physical appearance or just who and what they want? 🤔

FREE GAME: Ladies, if you wanna keep your man stop checking if he's cheating and check if he's happy