1:30 am and the bar is 3 deep.. "2 raspberry mojitos and a frozen peach daiquiri." #gtfo #yourbartenderhatesyou

Drunk mom: I NEED TO CLOSE MY TAB. Me: it's closed! DM: NO! need to close my TAB. Me: it's closed. DM: ugh nevermind u aren't listening.

Saturday and Sunday OFF and headed to the derby! 🐎👒👠

Anyone in the Lexington area with good bar recommendations?!

Just bought my first house! #whosaysbartendingisntarealjob #homeownaaaaa

I don't want to quit this place, but these lazy ass bartenders are going to make me lose my shit.

Graduation week. Time for 46 hours in 5 days. Here's to hoping I don't lose it on any parents this weekend. 🤞🏼🤞🏼

When I ID college kids & they roll their eyes in disgust because they were born in 1994 and think they are so grown up.

$4700 in sales late night behind the bar tonight. I can't imagine not bartending on a college campus. 💰💰💰

Frantic arm wavers who "just need a water" are the wooooorst. #yourbartenderhatesyou

A guy snapped his fingers at me to get my attention while I was taking an order. It took all the Jesus I had in my ❤️ to not lose it.

Annoying birthday boy from "eastsiiiiide Cleveland baby" wouldn't shut up. I bought him a shot. Tequila, 151 and blue caracao. ✌🏼

Quote of the night from a drunk 22 year old : "I'm limp dick sober bro!"

I'm over the summer crowd, bring me back the students.

It's almost alumni weekend, it's almost alumni weekend, it's almost alumni weekend!!!

Yep, sure. Alumni weekend, can't hardly get to the tables, I think you should ALL 8 get soup and salad, definitely. #yourbartenderhatesyou

Dude. I'm fucking exhausted. 9 days in a row.

Do you guys ever have bartending/serving nightmares? Like wake up hyperventilating bc you think you forgot someone... or is it just me

I kick people out in my sleep too. Or wake up sweating because I'm alone and the bar is 3 deep all the way around.

Tonight it was that I forgot how to make EVERY possible drink and all my customers left. I'm talking rum and coke. I woke up FLIPPING out.