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For the very first time, workers at Amazon Labor Union IBT were successful in organizing a union at an Amazon facility. I congratulate them on their extraordinary victory. I believe it's going to be a shot in the arm for this country's labor movement.

Hooray!

My name is Stacey Abrams and I intend to be the next governor of the great state of Georgia.

-While you’re playing catch with someone in the stands -While you’re playing catch with your dad in the stands -While you’re playing catch with your dad in the stands after he finally says “I’m proud of you” for the first time mcsweeneys.net/articles/incre…

Seconded!

Not sure this makes sense, but that singer in the 1975 sings like a splinter is being removed from his finger.

Y'all check this amazing piece out. I died at Plan C. Reading this made it slightly less painful to live in our hellscape.

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Made a lot of progress in therapy, so here I am on twitter to completely fuck that up.

You smell that? That's the smell of victory. (Somebody open a window.)

Who wants to laugh in German with me!

Ya'll, I'm being a weirdo on McSweeney's today ❤️

Check out evoo 's piece in THE PRINT EDITION of the New Yorker 🤯🤯🤯

Hell yeah!

The New Yorker Humor Big shout-out to Kevin Lutz & Julia McCloy for helping me on this one, you can join me on the top deck for a magnum of Perrier Jouët anytime!

If you like the idea of being verbally annihilated by an Englishman while in Downward Dog this hilarious piece by evoo will be your cup of tea! mcsweeneys.net/articles/jacks…