Good ol game of which roommate is gonna take the garbage out first. (It’s not gonna be me)

Really pike. What the fuck is this. Way to ruin my day. #shrink #pike

Can we fast forward to 3:32 AM on Saturday, at the afters in my kitchen, with Rufus Du Sol’s Joshua Tree set playing on my TV, beers in the fridge, and my bag split open on the table?

Little Thursday afternoon pick-me-up. Shitty day. On the other hand, my dad could have fucked my gf. Can always be worse. (Yes, It’s a Peter and yes those are Mauis) Wishes, Hamb

Mess with the bull you get the horns

This and a slightly overweight blonde

@barstoololemiss #TheCucking

Not all hero’s wear capes, DROTY and Protects the streets of Tallahassee. #BURNERVERSE

Fit check for Nola this weekend #wanghaf Ain’t gonna catch this white boy lackin!

Toe on the line like I’m KD #lank #expand

Buddy keeping his lady in check. Textbook move here.

Remember when this Dallas kid with a mullet decided to call this white guy that looks like he’s in tech sales the n word and then got punched directly in the face for it? This was so electric

No the dark green ones. To the left, to the left. Down one. Yeah two of those thanks boss

Should be just a nice comfortable 9 iron for him, they’re gonna go nuts when he hits this thing. #SundayRed

This fit means something to me. #bringbackthewhale

Amex this, Amex that, how bout bass pro black card. #LANK

Cleaning out my closet. Legendary find

Why is everybody at my house?