i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they lick my head

Ur drunk AND smoking dicks if you think I’m bout to live my one and only life doing anything besides WTF I WANT.

Coochie that grips like psych ward socks >>>>>>> 🫶🏻

Me tryna hide from my daily Starbucks runs

If your name starts with a J, please, stfu. Disrespectfully 🫶

I gotta stop saying “nah they wouldn’t do me like that” cause mfs most definitely will do you like that.

The day men start pulling their cheeks apart in the shower to scrub their crack is the day ill start giving a fuck about what they tell me. Till then… 🤷‍♀️

You cannot hurt my feelings do you know what my ex did to me

The amount of times i want to flash my titties in a day is crazyyy 🙈 like loooookkk at my piercings theyre cute

College students are some of the most homeless looking people i have ever seen in my life 🤣

puras pinches fallas

Can yall stop having kids and wait for me?? Like damn. Who mine gunna play with if all of yall’s gunna be like 10 😭

I wanna throw ass like megan but i have arthritis 😞

Butterfly tattoo having ass bitch

“how did you know I had Aries placements?”

Quiet guys only quiet so they dont snitch on themselves 😭

I gained hella weight this semester but atleast my ass got fatter

all bisexual ppl do is work at starbucks, dress like stuart little, and lie