I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.

The richest man on earth beefing with the president of one of the most powerful countries on earth is not entertaining to me

If you believe Israel is the home of God's Chosen People, you should hold them to a higher standard, not give them a pass for being the worst people on the planet.

Shocking that people are dumb enough to think this guy is smart

We cannot accept this as normal, America.

If you're opposed to celebrating the end of slavery, might want to think that one over a bit. If you've thought it over and are still standing by it, you are a problem.

"Spectrum has detected an outage in your area and we are attempting to fix it now" buddy the wind is 60mph and it's hailing, maybe tell 'em to wait a bit 😶‍🌫️

If the leader of a county other than America did and said the things Donald Trump does and says you would be fine with Israel bombing them.

i think trump may actually be under the impression he can declare a ceasefire unilaterally like michael scott declaring bankruptcy 😭

It’s a bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there’s a 151 foot statue in the harbor inviting immigrants to come live there.

I have reached the point of summer where I am very ready for it to get cold again

Official WH account shitposting about a politician caring about people is fkin ugly man.

Do you think Estelle regrets making THAT her American boy?

I refuse to believe a bunch of cut up squash and tomatoes could be that good. Anton Ego was a liar.

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager

Lol

imagine all the cool things an opposition party could be doing right now