bae we cant both be on twitter

Phone addiction got so bad that I paused my film just to do some doomscrolling

To Anissa

Mark is so insufferable man

Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life

from my papa house to my wife house, i no dey rent any mumu house.

i nor fit even follow una complain say babe bill me 1m. na only hear i dey hear that amount, i never see am anywhere before.

“You’re not an artist but you’re drawing my attention, I guess you are what art is” “My name is daddy”

I hate when the older generation use the word “decent”

idk about arsenal but this motivated me for life

Estevao is the only good thing left in this shit club.

Garnacho is the worst footballer ever

I be hating on wizkid then i remember he made Come Closer

How this song didn’t win that Grammy still baffles me

Hater Central Return the 3 points bro

About time to get rid of this fucking 5th stand app

Disney movies need to start traumatizing children again

Already? 2027 it is then.

One of the most creative tattoos I’ve ever seen