The prices at Bob’s Burgers are so reasonable and people do not talk about this enough.

My oil painting of rain on a windshield

justin bieber car breaking down in the hood still the funniest shit 😭😭

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 384

Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother

Machine Gun Kelly decided to cover System Of A Down's "Aerials" live on Howard Stern and it's so much worse than you could ever imagine

I’m just gonna come out and say it. Trail mix is better with raisins

My daughter just asked me how to spell squirrel. I found out that she was writing a book. Now she’s grounded for 12 years.

“Gen Z doesn’t want to work.” If you were slapped with realization that the American dream was stone dead for your generation, why the hell would you?

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

snail cat, france, 15th century

EVERYBODY FUCKING MOVE

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

Debut album PYROPHONICS is out now and available everywhere. Thank you for being here. Thank you for listening :: linktr.ee/feverltd